December 2011
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
REBLOG IF YOU’RE ENDING 2011 SINGLE.
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
When you hear an awesome new song on the radio
laughingstation:
You’re jamming out:
Then it ends and the dj doesn’t tell you what it’s called:
So you have to go home really quickly and google the lyrics to find out:
You finally find it:
SUCCESS.
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Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
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And you’re like:
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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why i'm single:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
my standards are high as all fuck