smokeymcdaniel:

rickdemocracy:

zanetheaiden:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

captain-rel:

sparkle-phinbella:

disney-universes:

"Act Your Age", the timeskip episode of Phineas and Ferb ended up airing in Russia. No idea when Murrica is getting this.

IM SCREECHING

scREAMS WHaT

OH MY GOD BUFORD 

CANDACE! 

FERB IS THIS EVEN REAL 

Are Buford and Rajesh together though
That is what I want to know

You have to even wonder if Buford and Rajesh are together? Fait accompli.

oh, my GOD

(via heartisanengine)

shouldnt:

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

BEING ALONE IS STRESSFUL

(via nice-wig-janis)

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(Source: yeiku, via heartisanengine)

monicalewinsky1996:

forever protective of precocious young girls because there are always men out there who want to take advantage of them and then pull the “oh but they act so mature for their age” card.

(via katherinemayfair)

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via thefuuuucomics)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: grossmidousuji, via thefuuuucomics)