you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day

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snowflakepreferences:

snowflakepreferences:

So fun story my friend got her school ID today and it turns out that the photographer wanted to test out the camera but did so under her name so now she has a picture of a lazy-eyed forty year old man has her ID picture

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if you guys think I’m kidding

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monobeartheater:

is there anyone who still thinks simpsons is strictly comedy?

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jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

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harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

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